Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Friday, October 19, 2018
The Conspirator
The Conspirator is a 2010, American Civil War era, courtroom drama Directed by Robert Redford. It follows the trial of Mary Surratt, a widow who owned a boarding house and was accused of being connected to the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln. There's a lot to like about this movie but it isn't without some notable faults. Now, as always, I'm taking the movie at face value and ignoring any historical inaccuracies because;
A) This is a movie review.
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B) I don't like doing research.
Where it works:
I think it's a well made,and mostly well acted film. Even though I'm not a big James McAvoy fan, I though he was solid in this film. Also, this isn't one of those historical stories that's been done a million times. Sure, the death of Lincoln has been done a lot but not so much the trials afterwards (at least not that I've seen) so I was intrigued throughout.
Where it doesn't:
Despite having a solid starring cast and Redford directing, the film did give me a bit of a TV-movie vibe. It's paced a little oddly; slow and methodical overall, but yet breezing though some of the story's more interesting details. Also, even though he's not in it much, whenever Justin Long would enter a scene it would completely take me out of the movie. I just think that was a bad casting choice.
Overall, The Conspirator isn't the best or most tense of courtroom dramas and it isn't a film that I see myself re-watching over and over again, but I still found it entertaining enough. I wouldn't recommend this movie to everyone, but it's worth a watch for any history buffs out there.
2.5 out of 5
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
Western Wednesday: The Magnificent Seven
"...the graveyards are full of boys who were very young and very proud."
1960's The Magnificent Seven is one of the all-time great Westerns. In my opinion, it's up in that top-tier alongside classics like True Grit (the 1969 one), The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Once Upon a Time in the West, and The Searchers just to name a few. Yes, the movie is essentially a remake of Akira Kurosawa's 1954 film Seven Samurai, just set in the old west, but it still feels like it's own thing.
The plot involves a small Mexican village that is occasionally raided by bandits. Since the village is primarily populated by farmers, three of the men decide to set out to purchase some guns to protect themselves against the bandits. It isn't long before they come across a gunslinger named Chris (played by Yul Brynner), who convinces them that hiring experienced gunfighters would be cheaper then buying guns. They agree, and Chris recruits five other guys; Vin (played by Steve McQueen), Bernardo (played by Charles Bronson), Harry (played by Brad Dexter), Britt (played by James Coburn), and Lee (played by Robert Vaughn). Shortly after they head off toward the Mexican village, a headstrong, young gunslinger named Chico (played by Horst Buchholz) convinces Chris to let him tag along, bringing the group to seven. All goes pretty well initially, with the group working with the farmers to build some fortifications for the village and training some of them to shoot. A few days later when the bandits return, the seven and the villagers hold their ground fairly well and the town celebrates, believing it's all over and they won. Of course it's not that easy and I won't jot down any more of the plot here in case you've never seen the film.
Overall, this is one I highly recommend. I think it's perfectly cast, incredibly entertaining and rewatchable, and it has one of the best musical scores of any Western. The themes from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly and A Fistful of Dollars are probably two of the only pieces of music in a Western as iconic as the main title theme of this film.
If you've never seen it, go watch it.
5 out of 5
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Tuesday, October 16, 2018
Take Me Home Tonight
Take Me Home Tonight, which is not an Eddie Money biopic but rather a comedy set in the late 1980's, was released back in 2011. The film stars Topher Grace, who you may remember from either That '70s Show or Spider-Man 3 aka 'that terrible one with Topher Grace'. The film has a mixed-bag of a cast with Anna Faris, Dan Fogler, Teresa Palmer, and Chris Pratt staring alongside Grace.
The movie is about a guy named Matt (played by Topher Grace) who is at a bit of a crossroads in his life. He has a degree from MIT, but he currently works at a video store in the mall because he doesn't know what he wants to do with his life. On top of that, one day his high school crush named Tori (played by Teresa Palmer) walks into the video store. After lying to her about working at Goldman Sachs, Matt sees an opportunity to finally try and impress Tori at a party later that night. From there the bulk of the film is a bunch of shenanigans set to 80s music. Matt's friend Barry steals a car and does some cocaine, there's a dance-off, Matt and Tori ditch her boss' cocktail party to go have sex on a trampoline, and Matt rolls down a hill in a big steel ball ending up in a swimming pool.
If you ever thought to yourself 'I would really like to watch less funny version of an American Pie film, made in the this decade except set in the 1980's', then this one is right up your alley. It's not a bad movie, but it could've used a bit more comedy to punch-up what is largely an unoriginal script.
It's watchable, but not memorable.
2 out of 5
Monday, October 15, 2018
Jack and the Beanstalk
Unlike Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948), Africa Screams (1949), or one of my personal favorites Buck Privates (1941), 1952's Jack and the Beanstalk is not one of the better Abbott and Costello movies. Sure, there are a few good jokes and fun bits, but they're few and far between.
The film is bookended by opening and closing sepia tone scenes, with the majority of the film being in color similar to The Wizard of Oz. In the movie, Jack (played by Costello) takes a job babysitting, but falls asleep while one of the kids he's babysitting reads the classic fairy tale. From there the bulk of the film is pretty much what you'd expect; a comedic retelling of 'Jack and the Beanstalk'. While there are entertaining moments, the film overall feels uninspired. Bud Abbott and Lou Costello became a legendary comedy team because of how funny they were working off of each other, but in this movie Abbott's role feels unnecessary and there are very few fun interactions between the two. Additionally, there are a couple of musical numbers thrown in, but most of them aren't great and don't enhance the film much.
Overall, it's a harmless hour and fifteen minute watch if you're curious but, I don't recommend the movie unless you're a huge Abbott and Costello fan.
1.5 out of 5.
Friday, October 12, 2018
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018)
So this afternoon I went to see Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween which is, obviously, the follow-up to 2015's Goosebumps. The first half I was a bit bored, but I found the second half to be entertaining enough and I even got a few laughs out of it.
The story is pretty standard stuff for a kid-friendly Halloween flick: There is a supernatural ventriloquist dummy who wants to bring all the Halloween decorations to life for reasons that aren't really explained. The only way to stop him is by using a magic R.L. Stine book to trap all of the spooky monsters. All the kids are pretty stock characters: There's a fat kid, a black kid, a bully, and a girl... It's one scrawny kid with glasses away from the full Screenwriting 101 set.
Is this one destined to become one of those films that is a staple of the Halloween season for years to come? I don't think so, but if you have young kids it's worth taking them to see.
I give this one a 2 out of 5.
Thursday, October 11, 2018
Medicine Man
Following the success of Predator, Die Hard, and The Hunt for Red October, 1992's Medicine Man was a bit of an odd choice for Director John McTiernan. It didn't do well with critics and it barely broke even at the box office. I personally have gone back and forth on this one over the years. It's far from a perfect movie, but there are enough things I like about it that I have rewatched it multiple times.
First off, I think the core premise is compelling: A scientist living in the rain forest discovers a cure cancer, but for some reason he can't seem to replicant the serum. Additionally, I think Sean Connery is good in the movie, and the musical score by Jerry Goldsmith is solid.
On the opposite end of things, I think Lorraine Bracco was a bad casting choice, it's not particularly well-written, and it feels about 15-20 minutes too long.
With some minor changes this could've been a really good movie but, as is, it's just ok.
If you're a big Connery fan like myself, then you'll probably be entertained. Otherwise... well, it's a 26 year old movie that most people have either never seen or forgotten about, so you can probably skip it.
I give it a 2.5 out of 5
For some movies that you shouldn't skip, check out '10 Sean Connery Movies Everyone Should See'
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