The Great, Big, Quarantine Catch Up

I'm not going to get political or anything on here but, with much of the world shut down it's safe to say that I've had a bit more time on my hands than usual. Now, with so much time I have been able to catch up on some T.V. shows that I had pushed to the back burner and luckily Nintendo has blessed the world with the gem that is Animal Crossing: New Horizons. However, that doesn't mean I haven't been watching a whole bunch of movies. It's been a little while since my last post (again the world is in a weird place right now) and I thought it might be an interesting change of pace to do an overview of what movies I've watched lately. 

Of course, being stuck inside it's been the perfect opportunity for a few marathons. This past weekend rewatched the three Godfather films. The first two are obviously considered great movies but, I'm starting to gain more appreciation for the often disregarded third film in the trilogy... It's still not great but, I liked it more since the last time I saw it a few years ago. I also went on a little bit of a Tim Burton kick for a few days and rewatched some of his early films. Beetlejuice, Batman, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands... these are all good movies and got me thinking "What happened to Tim Burton? All he makes is crap now". Maybe that'll end up being the topic of a separate post in the future. 

In terms of movies that I hadn't seen before, I finally got around to watching Rocketman. I didn't have time to see it when it was in theaters last year but, better late than never. When the movie goes into big musical numbers it's a lot of fun but, the rest of the time it's a pretty paint-by-numbers biopic. Overall, liked it and it's probably in that 3.5 out of 5 range for me. I also watched Mirrors 2. I never saw the first Mirrors but I found this one in a bargain bin and with the quote on the back of the blu-ray case " They can't run... they can't hide... the can't even look in the mirror!" Well, that's all I needed. It's a schlocky horror movie. Not good but, I had fun with it. Another horror movie I decided to watch was The Exorcism of Molly Hartley. It's far from the worst exorcism movie I've seen (that honor is held by Exorcism of the Dead) but, I still wouldn't recommend this one. Turning away from horror, I finally watched a film that had been sitting in the stack of movies on my desk for months, Machine Gun Preacher. The film is based on a true story about an ex-biker gang member who starts helping poor kids in Africa. It's fine. The title is way better than the movie.

Finishing up, here are a few miscellaneous favorites that I've rewatched over the past few weeks. I highly recommend all of these so if you're like me, stuck at home waiting for the world to go back to normal, these are some solid films to help pass the time. 

- Field of Dreams, a feel good movie and there's no real baseball on T.V. right now. 

- Gone with the Wind, it's an all-time classic and the 4hr-runtime isn't a big deal when there's nothing else going on. 

-Top Gun... I just really like this one.

- The Wolf of Wall Street, Martin Scorsese movies are always worthwhile.

- Spartacus, like Gone with the Wind, it's a long one but, worth it. 

- The Muppets from 2011. Good songs, and funny jokes. A perfect distraction.

- The Man Who Knew Too Much, I personally prefer the 1956 version with James Stewart and Doris Day but, the 1934 original is a great movie as well. 

-And finally Moon. It's great, I love it, and more people need to see it.

Ranking The Muppet Movies

I've been a huge Muppets fan for my entire life, so in this entry I'm going to be ranking the Muppet movies.

That being said, this will only be a ranking of Muppet films that had a theatrical release, so not included will be TV movies like “Muppets Wizard of Oz” or direct-to-video/DVD movies such as “Kermit’s Swamp Years”. Additionally, although characters from things like Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock were developed by the late Jim Henson the only films that qualify are the ones that center around the group of characters that are referred to as "The Muppets"; Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, etc. So films like Follow That Bird and Christmas Eve on Sesame Street also won't be on this particular list.

#8 Muppets from Space -1999

Keep in mind that I love all of these movies so it's not to say this one isn't enjoyable, it's just not the strongest of the bunch. There are some funny moments, but the central plot of Gonzo being an alien may have worked better as a subplot in another Muppet movie.

#7 Muppets Most Wanted -2014

The direct sequel to 2011's The Muppets was a decent follow up. However, the cast isn't as strong, the songs aren't as memorable, and the story lacks the heart of it's predecessor. A fun movie but there are better ones.


#6 The Muppet Christmas Carol -1992

The #5 and #6 picks basically came down to a coin flip honestly. They're both based on classic stories, both are a ton of fun, and I highly recommend both. For a story that's been told and retold as many time as Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, this is actually my favorite film version of that story.


#5 Muppet Treasure Island -1996

 While this one only came in at #5, it's not to say that it isn't worth watching. It's jam packed with wall-to-wall jokes, and I think it's actually one of the funniest of all the Muppet movies. Plus, Tim Curry as Long John Silver is just amazing.


#4 The Great Muppet Caper -1981

Though not quite as strong or as well remembered as the previous film The Muppet Movie or the film that would follow this one The Muppets Take Manhattan,this one is still really enjoyable. There are probably more really funny moments between Kermit and Fozzie in this one than in any of the other films.


#3 The Muppets -2011

After Muppets from Space, there was a pretty significant gap between big-screen Muppet films but when Kermit and the others finally returned to theaters it was well worth the wait. The Muppet brand of humor is as strong as ever in this one and both Jason Segel and Amy Adams are fantastic.


#2 The Muppet Movie -1979

Not only is this a solid movie, but it showed that people will go see a major motion picture starring Muppets because the movie is fun and full of lovable characters. This is the foundation for all the Muppet movies. Although Jim Henson passed away in 1990, the spirit and tone of all the films that have come since then, have always circled back to what made the original so great.


#1 The Muppets Take Manhattan -1984

Every Muppet movie needs three key ingredients good songs, humor, and heart and this one has the best balance of that. They're all really enjoyable, but if you're only going to watch one Muppet movie this is the one I'd recommend.